Riverdale Recap


An after-the-episode recap podcast
with Kirsten MacInnis and Mary Kwiatkowski.

Season 1 & 2 Co-host: Hanna Elam
Music: Dave Kwiatkowski
























SPECIAL GUESTS

4.15 To Die For – ft. Pooya Zand Vakili





SPOILERDALE

Featuring a guest who has never watched Riverdale
who is spoiled on the entire show after viewing a random episode
2.5 When a Stranger Calls – ft. Josh Wigler
3.2 Fortune and Men’s Eyes – ft. Mike Bloom
4.7 The Ice Storm – ft. Ali Lasher
3.5 The Great Escape – ft. Colin Stone








Close, But No Cigar

1.1 – Mall Mart, Met Ball
1.3 – Adventure Scouts
1.7 – American Excess, Glamazon
1.8 – Vanity Flair
2.1 – Bean and Beluga
2.2 – ChugMo
3.2 – RROTC, TGI Thursdays, Gryphons and Gargoyles, Freshade
3.3 – G&G
3.4 – GameLad, Fizzle Rocks, The Midnight Club
3.9 РGlamergé egg
3.11 – The Five Seasons
3.12 – Swizzlers
3.13 – 23 Hour Fitness, San Junipero Water
3.20 – Sara Florence
4.0 – Lacy’s (Katy Keene)
4.2 – Bret Weston Wallis, Donna Sweett
4.5 – Tucci Bag, Tracy True, Baxter Brothers, Sheds and Royal
4.8 – Butter Flinger, Skit-Skat, Senior Refreshers, Three Buccaneers, Fibes Magazine
4.11 – Grind’em
4.13 – Solstice Gym, Jarhead
4.16 – Jane Dallas Brown, Charles W. Chickens, Theodore Weisel
4.17 – Little Cicero’s Pizza
4.18 – Maple Claw, Paramecium Records
4.19 – Deena Lunham, Dean Koontz
5.4 – TBK
5.4 – Marsha’s Vineyard
5.6 – Nedslist
5.6 – TruckerBoy69 (Honorary)
5.7 – Jacker Cracks
5.9 – Lerman Logan
5.9 – New York Goliaths
5.15 – Entertainment Tomorrow
5.15 – Summer Storm
5.16 – Boysenberry
5.16 – Wall Beat Journal
5.17 – Pippi
5.18 – Swellegrino





The Cringiest Moment

1.1 – Cheryl Announces Parents Conception Song
1.2 – Grundy and Archie Romantic Hand Holding
1.3 – Chuck Clayton’s Maple Syrup Bath
1.4 – Veronica threatens to step on the Serpents/Gundy being a sketch-queen
1.5 – Penelope strokes Archie’s hair
1.6 – Betty tells Polly that Jason is dead
1.7 – F.P. battles Fred on who gets to pay for dinner
1.8 – Nice Bro Whisper
1.9 – Archie bonds with Clifford Blossom in his boxers
1.10 – Jughead is weird, he’s a WEIRDO
1.11 – Archie tries to make out with Veronica in the science lab
1.12 – Archie and Fred discuss Jughead’s future while he overhears on the stairs
1.13 – Veronica stands up to announce her relationship with Archie
2.1 – Archie and Veronica shower bang – Betty and Alice talk about sex
2.2 – The Milkshake song and dance on the roof of Pop’s





The Most Normal Character

1.1 – Kevin Keller
1.2 – Reggie Mantle
1.3 – Penelope Blossom
1.4 – Alice Cooper
1.5 – Trev – Honorable Mention: Jughead
1.6 – Bughead
1.7 – Reggie Mantle
1.8 – Hermione Lodge
1.9 – Valerie ‘Val’ Brown
1.10 – Archie Andrews
1.11 – Kevin Keller
1.12 – Alice Cooper (And the whole Cooper Family)
1.13 – Jughead Jones
2.1 – Kevin Keller
2.2 – Sheriff Keller
2.5 – Archie Andrews
3.1 – The Judge
3.2 – The Ghoulies
3.3 – Fred Andrews
3.4 – Young Alice
3.5 – Hermione Lodge
3.6 – Gloria
3.7 – Pop Tate
3.8 – Toni Topaz
3.9 – Josie McCoy
3.10 – Reggie Mantle
3.11 – Vic the Andrews Construction Foreman
3.12 – Sweet Pea
3.13 – Josie McCoy
3.14 – Fred Andrews
3.15 – F.P. Jones
3.16 – Hermione and Hiram Lodge
3.17 – Veronica Lodge
3.18 – Fred Andrews
3.19 – Josie McCoy
3.20 – Jellbean Jones
3.21 – F.P. Jones
3.22 – Alice Cooper
4.1 – N/A – Dedicated to Luke Perry (Fred Andrews)
4.2 – Monroe “MadDog” Moore
4.3 – Hot Caretaker Darius
4.4 – Jellybean Jones
4.5 – Bret ‘Douchebag McGee’ Weston Wallace
4.6 – Kevin Keller
4.7 – Hermosa Lodge
4.8 – Principal Honey
4.9 – Pop Tate
4.10 – Mary Andrews – Honorable Mention: Principal Honey
4.11 – Kevin Keller
4.12 – Veronica Lodge
4.13 – Principal Honey (Mussolini)
4.14 – Mary Andrews
4.15 – Bret ‘SadBoi McGee’ Weston Wallace
4.16 – Jellybean Jones
4.17 – I have Principles just like Honey
4.18 – Cheryl Blossom
4.19 – F.P. Daddy Jones – Honorable Mention: Mrs. Bell
5.1 – Archie Andrews
5.2 – Mary Andrews – Honorable Mention: Hermione Lodge
5.3 – Kevin Keller and Fangs Fogarty
5.4 – Kevin Keller and Fangs Fogarty (again)
5.5 – Alice Cooper
5.6 – Tabitha Tate
5.7 – Toni Topaz
5.8 – Barchie: not as a couple, but as a couple of people
5.9 – Sheriff Keller
5.10 – Minerva Marble
5.11 – Tabitha Tate
5.12 – Javier Luna
5.13 – Uncle Frank
5.14 – Dr. Winters
5.15 – Melody Valentine
5.16 – Tabitha Tate (Mary) and Samm Pansky (Kirsten)
5.17 – Britta Beach
5.18 – Betty I Guess





Totally Canon

-Tent City (The Serpents Hideout) is behind Fred Andrew’s House
-It’s called the “Bang Bunker” aka “Bangker”
-Riverdale is in Chicago… or near it
-It took Archie and Jughead 16 days to walk to Toledo
-Nico and Leo are totally the same person
-The Ship name is Moovin NOT Koose
-There is a camera in the Veronica Portrait
-The Ship name is Favin
-Clifford’s twin is named Howard Blossom
-The new cheerleading coach is definitely dead in her office
-RiverDaddies and MotherDales