Episodes

Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitel...

The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in h...

Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes a...

Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty ...

Mary doesn't care about anyone on this 'World's Messiest Podcast', but luckily Hanna and Kirsten are here to put her in her place! Veronica suffers 'little rich girl problems' and we debate homeless relationship jitters, online shopping, and awkward ...

Uh oh! There is trouble in paradise this week on the Riverdale Recap as nearly everyone is breaking up! We discover that Reggie has probably not been getting paid at all for his work and Archie and Hiram are BFFs again! Pull on your Serpent jacket, b...

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Nancy Drew Mary are in search of the Mike Bloom of KowSkiCast. The Spa-Keezie is back for Casino Night round 2 and Veronica takes her turn at being the absolute worst. Betty goes full Cheryl and t...

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, everybody wants a gang and Archie boxes. Mob boy is back with almost as many jobs as Veronica! Special topics include: bell-bottom jeans, milkshakes vs fun times, wakey wakey with no eggs and bakey, and Alice...

This week on the Riverdale Recap, Archie tries. Jump on the Bughead ship with Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna as we break down who has daddy issues, who the boogey man is, and why Miles is the worst. Learn all about Mary's 5th grade talent show and how Fred...

Hanna, Mary, and Kirsten are back for another episode that hopefully doesn't bore you so much that you accidentally end up listening to five minutes of the next one! Special topics this week include: paper chains, pizza parties, childhood play houses...

Marsten are back this week for another perfectly adequate episode of the Bizarrocast! It's the episode of secondary characters where anyone can be the Gargoyle King, and everyone is in a gang! Join Ex-Sheriff Keller and Betty Cooper's personal legal ...

Riverdale goes (half) noir this week and Riverdale's Angriest Podcast, KowSkiCast, is here to break it down! Kirsten and Mary debate the important questions such as: 2048 vs Cooking Fever, typewriters vs Archie Andrews, what would Brad Pitt do? It's ...

Oh no! The Twilight Drive-In is closing down and everyone is super upset! Just kidding... Jughead is the only one upset... Follow Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna as we lament our fledgling musician, discuss hijacking chrome cast, and dive deeper than anyone...

Get ready to pray to the Seven because this episode is a doozy. Kirsten and Mary are back to break down what Jughead's party plan might have been, why everyone should be team Reggie, which dad's still need jobs, and much more. Grab a root beer float ...

After an embarrassingly long break, Laura and Mary are back with the Revenge Cast! Its commitment time, which is bad news for Laura, but at least she can spell it! Charlotte has daddy issues, Amanda licks the communal spoon, and incest somehow sneaks...

This week in on the Riverdale Look-Back Podcast Hanna, Kirsten, and Mary get in to some fairly deep discussion regarding the difficult subject matter Riverdale attempts to cover. Kirsten continues to hate Archie, but on the upside, Cheryl has an epic...

Welcome back to Reggiedale where the mocktails are selling as quickly as a round of G&G. Mary may be face blind, but even she can see that FP FINALLY HAS A JOB! Join us as we critique Jughead on his gang management and Kirsten tries to figure out whe...

Kristen, Mary, and Hanna are back for Episode 2 of our Riverdale Season 1 Rewatch. This week we touch on all of the important topics such as vanishing twins, Jughead's eating habits, Archie being the worst, how on earth Sophomores in High School can ...

Welcome to the Riverdale Recap Podcast Season 1! Kirsten and Mary are back to recap even more Riverdale, and this time they are joined by Hanna Elam. The trio takes a second glance at the first episode of Riverdale, discusses new findings, and basks ...

It's all about Emancipated Minors and Arts and Crafts this week on Riverdale! Veronica is not the only one busy with 3 jobs, but Mary and Kirsten tackle this episode of the podcast anyway! Join us Bethyl stans and all y'all farmgirl69s. Pop('s) open ...

What’s better than drowning your sorrows in a package of Fizzle Rocks? The Riverdale Recap that is! Kirsten and Mary have a lot to say about Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale. Topics include: rucksacks, Johnny Cash, the Kent Family Farm, drinking sugar...

After another two-week hiatus, the Riverdale Recap is back and weirder (?) than ever! Join Mary and Kirsten as we discuss Hannibal Lecter, chaining people to radiators, the Centerville Serpents, Spencer’s, Jiffy Pop, the Bang Bunker, and Big Daddy Lo...

Welcome to Riverdale, where everyone is a serpent and no-one has a job! Join Mary and Kirsten as they break down this week's episode and discuss why it may be the best [worst] so far! Was Archie branded with the mark of Cain? Are court cases exactly ...

Broom closets, streaking, costumes - OH MY! Plug in your GameLad and pop in a few Fizzle Rocks for this week's episode of The Riverdale Recap! Kirsten and Mary were sad to be gone for two weeks but are back and more giggly than ever for this wild and...