Posts Tagged: 5

Riverdale – 5.19 RIP (?)

Riverdale – 5.19 RIP (?)

The finale of season 5 of Riverdale is here and Mary and Kirsten have gone full tilt. This week we wrap up what might be the most confusing season of Riverdale yet. Mary learns about pipe bombs and does her ‘posh lady’ impression, Kirsten brings back cyber bullying, and they both have a nice hearty… Read more
Riverdale – 5.18 Next to Normal

Riverdale – 5.18 Next to Normal

We’re there, we’ve finally reached the point we were all dreading: Riverdale has officially broken Kirsten. On this week’s helping of the Riverdale Recap, a delighted Mary and a reluctant Kirsten talk about everything from the season 5 musical episode! We have many debates such as: Can these actors sing? Does anyone really like meatloaf?… Read more
Riverdale – 5.17 Dance of Death

Riverdale – 5.17 Dance of Death

Bloodshed and witchcraft abound on this week’s episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast! Kirsten and Mary debate the Veronica Hiram showdown and Kevin leaves the Blossom’s *totally not another cult* Ministry. The ghost platoon is back to save Archie, and the mothmen/trucker plotline finally comes to a close! #RiverMommies¬† Riverdale Recap Episodes will be released… Read more
Riverdale – 5.16 Band of Brothers

Riverdale – 5.16 Band of Brothers

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast things are sounding a little different! Mary and Kirsten weren’t able to record together, but that doesn’t mean that you aren’t going to get both of their takes! Time to hear what Mary sounds like with no one to keep her from listing out every plot-point, and time… Read more
Riverdale – 5.15 Return of the Pussycats

Riverdale – 5.15 Return of the Pussycats

Riverdale is now The Pussycats for this week’s backdoor pilot episode. Kirsten and Mary are here to talk all things Josie, Melody, and Val as they return for the first time in multiple seasons! Mary confuses TV characters with real people, and Kirsten just wants to flail around in a mosh pit, you know, just… Read more
Riverdale – 5.14 The Night Gallery

Riverdale – 5.14 The Night Gallery

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Mary enjoyed the episode?? Fear not, Kirsten certainly did not! We break down everything from Cheryl’s portraits, including the Shirtless Archie, the Rat King, and Betty’s extremely violent tendencies. Mary attempts to gaslight Kirsten, and we reveal the rabies plot hole! Continuity errors abound on this Holiday Weekend!… Read more
Riverdale – 5.13 Reservoir Dogs

Riverdale – 5.13 Reservoir Dogs

We finally caught a criminal this week on the Riverdale Podcast! Well, okay, Betty did, but Mary and Kirsten are here to recap it all! We discuss dancing on tables, the Spiderman meme and Mangs and Foose. Fun segments include: taking October off and shopping for sweatshirts!¬† Riverdale Recap Episodes will be released every week,… Read more
Riverdale – 5.12 Citizen Lodge

Riverdale – 5.12 Citizen Lodge

Your favorite, least researched Riverdale Podcast is back for another mediocre episode that mirrored the show we all watched! It’s (apparently) time for the Hiram Lodge backstory we always knew we didn’t need! We love it when there is zero plot movement and a good old-fashioned shoe shine. Flashbacks and actors playing their parents abound… Read more
Riverdale – 5.11 Strange Bedfellows

Riverdale – 5.11 Strange Bedfellows

WE’RE BACK! Season 5 is back for phase two, and that means Kirsten and Mary have returned to guide you through the hot mess! This week we go on another palladium deep-dive, determine which is the worst cw show, and FINALLY get to hear the infamous voicemail! Can we trust the Riverdale writers? Probably not,… Read more
Riverdale – 5.10 The Pincushion Man

Riverdale – 5.10 The Pincushion Man

It’s the mid-season finale and Kirsten and Mary are back to ask the real questions such as: Is Palladium a real element? Is it murder if it’s an ex-army hitman? Is Glen really the worst? The answer to the last one is definitely yes… We discuss the ‘Family of Darkness’, timeline loopholes, and Kirsten officially… Read more