Riverdale Recap


An after-the-episode recap podcast
with Kirsten MacInnis and Mary Kwiatkowski.

Season 1 Guest Star: Hanna Elam.

















Close, But No Cigar

1.1 – Mall Mart
1.3 – Adventure Scouts
1.7 – American Excess, Glamazon
3.2 – TGI Thursdays
3.3 – G&G
3.4 – GameLad, Fizzle Rocks
3.9 РGlamergé egg
3.12 – Swizzlers
3.13 – 23 Hour Fitness, San Junipero Water






The Cringiest Moment

1.1 – Cheryl Announces Parents Conception Song
1.2 – Grundy and Archie Romantic Hand Holding
1.3 – Chuck Clayton’s Maple Syrup Bath
1.4 – Veronica threatens to step on the Serpents/Gundy being a sketch-queen
1.5 – Penelope strokes Archie’s hair
1.6 – Betty tells Polly that Jason is dead
1.7 – F.P. battles Fred on who gets to pay for dinner






The Realest Character

1.1 – Kevin Keller
1.2 – Reggie Mantle
1.3 – Penelope Blossom
1.4 – Alice Cooper
1.5 – Trev – Honorable Mention: Jughead
1.6 – Bughead
1.7 – Reggie Mantle
3.1 – The Judge
3.2 – The Ghoulies
3.3 – Fred Andrews
3.4 – Young Alice
3.5 – Hermione Lodge
3.6 – Gloria
3.7 – Pop Tate
3.8 – Toni Topaz
3.9 – Josie McCoy
3.10 – Reggie Mantle
3.11 – Vic the Andrews Construction Foreman
3.12 – Sweet Pea
3.13 – Josie McCoy
3.14 – Fred Andrews
3.15 – F.P. Jones






Totally Canon

-Tent City (The Serpents Hideout) is behind Fred Andrew’s House
-It’s called the “Bang Bunker” aka “Bangker”
-Riverdale is in Chicago… or near it
-It took Archie and Jughead 16 days to walk to Toledo
-Nico and Leo are totally the same person
-The Ship name is Moovin NOT Koose
-There is a camera in the Veronica Portrait